Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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