doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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