Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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