tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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