Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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