If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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