Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I see more hoeing in ur future
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