I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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