so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Randomize
