yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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