your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
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