whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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