idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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