Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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