No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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