Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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