she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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