If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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