Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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