Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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