Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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