I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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