it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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