The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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