Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I wish i was in the wii world.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Randomize
