We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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