it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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