32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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