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Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
We smell like vodka and hangover
Randomize
