NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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