How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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