ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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