Me. At least after what I've been through.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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