just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Randomize
