Im at strip club and am horny
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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