yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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