Me too!
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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