So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
