Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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