I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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