ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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