I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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