I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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