Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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