I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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