Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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