do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
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Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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