they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
no more duck duck goose at the bar
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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