could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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