Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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