talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
In other news, I just burned my penis
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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